My experiments with writing!!(crap-alert)

 

Below is something which I have written in 3 sittings with totally different states of mind…its completely random in nature…and the mood swings are quite visible in writing! Don’t curse me after reading this! Its js an experiment to observe what I already know!

 

My experiment with writing!

 

The behavioral patterns…people in love…human nature…

yes you got it…thats what I am talking about…. Let me try to describe a few very general and recurring-in-nature scenes

Scene  1-

Person-1- Dude, u seem to be in love wid her!

Person-2-Me..wat…cmon dude…me…wat…man no…she’s a fren…n den she has a lot of options…why would she lv me?(wud she?:(  )

Scene 2-

P1-Dude, wats the time?

P2-oh!time? u mean in the watch which ‘xyz’(the gal) gave me…silly gal!

P1-(errr…time?)

Scene 3-

P1- Dude, whom were you talkin to?

P2- ’xyz’ called….23 mins dude…she’s got sm time!…talked about ….blah blah….(goes on for another 23 mins)

P1- (I m sorry I asked but it was whom not what…)

ok..thats enough i guess. so whats my point?

Love is beautiful?

Love and insanity has similar patterns?

 Love is funny?

None. What ever i wrote above was something i wanted to write about and if u don’t wanna read then this is the point where u can very well click on close button or put some other address in the adress bar and press enter…huh!

oh! It seems like you are still reading…k go ahead…

By now you must be wondering, what I am wondering that why did I start writing this and where is it going?

To be frank, even I have got no idea. But as this article started with love, lets continue on the same line… So what happens when after a few months, the thrill and excitement moves out of the relationship? And is it just a loss of thrill or something much bigger than that? Well as it appears to me it’s a loss of individuality that takes place and while you are high on ‘love’ you fail to notice it and it’s too late when u actually notice it. You stop dressing the way you like to ..coz ..oh no!…Ur love doesn’t like you that way!! You stop enjoying with your friends coz your friends and the things that they do are weird according to your partner. You become paranoid and want to kill all the gay-grasshoppers who want to inter-specie-rape you! No seriously!! weird but true!!

People can easily say that love is meant to be like that and individuals in love undergo some frictionless changes and lose themselves in each other(YAWNnn..). I wouldn’t fight that one, but it’s just that for some time they lose themselves in each other and then they lose it completely. This also brings me to another aspect of love which is break-ups!!

From my own experiences and from the ones I have observed I can say that love starts and ends in a very funny way!! As I have described the beginning already, let us go for the end!

Breakup 1( My fav)

Boy-  ” i hv realised in lst six months, what love really is!”.

Gal- ” well dats ok sweetheart except for one thing… that i hv nt loved u in past six months”

Boy- “aye!!”. :X

he he … lv is funny!

Breakup 2

Gal- He doesn’t want us to be together. He tells me not to be with you.

Boy- Who the fuck is he?

Gal- (doesn’t say anything…just points her finger upwards)

Boy- What? Some guy who lives upstairs?

Gal- God….!

Boy- (Ran away from the freak!!)

Breakup 3 (Fastest one)

Gal calls- Hello!

Boy- hi! (the boy had a big crush on the gal for a long time)

Gal- Listen I think I was wrong in not accepting your love. I had a breakup with arun just now and if you want we can be together.

Boy- What? Wow..i mean…r u …really?

Gal- Wait wait…Arun is calling me…(puts the call on hold)

After a 10 mins ecstasy…she unholds the call agn…

Gal- I am sorry! I just patched up with Arun. I think we are just friends and we should be friends!(hungs up)

Breakup 4

Boy calls me- Dude! You have to write a breakup message for me. I want to end up with my gal. I have had enough.

Me- Y don’t u write it yourself?

Boy- Fuck u! cant u do that much for me…blah blah…(emotional atyachar)

I write it and send 2 him.

Boy calls  again- Fuck u! she understood that u wrote it…Saale BC..u cant even write a gud break up message!!(hangs up!!)

But yeah the breakup happens!

Breakup 5 (Not technically a breakup but worth mentioning J )

Boy- Writes a big love-letter to girl

Gal- Replies saying that I am busy, I will call in eve.

Boy- Waits and waits!

Gal calls- Are u crazy? What was that mail? Anyways I am going to watch a movie. We can talk later! Bye!

So that’s all the crap that I could write without having a preset direction in my mind. And if you are actually reading this then you have been blessed by grass-fairy and now in case you suffer/fall in/are in love, you wouldn’t be raped by homo-sexual grass-hoppers!!

 Aarghhh…leave me….aah…ooph…grrhh…sheh!!!

Shit! M sorry the grass-fairy’s blessing doesn’t work! That bitch!!

-Pras